Promise Me, We'll Be Alright

doe-eyes:

remember when hugh grant threw a tub of beans at the paparazzi. why the fuck did he have a tupperware tub of beans? just throw em out and buy another tin of heinz hugh, you got shitloads of money. a fucking tub of beans. pissing myself

(via izzystardust)

wizardmoon:

kinkshamer69:

please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that

well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

disasterxv:

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

(via beksky)