remember when hugh grant threw a tub of beans at the paparazzi. why the fuck did he have a tupperware tub of beans? just throw em out and buy another tin of heinz hugh, you got shitloads of money. a fucking tub of beans. pissing myself
(via izzystardust)
WARNING: STAR WARS SPOILERS
voosh voosh pew pew pew voosh voosh pew pew voosh
Fucking can’t watch it anymore
please don’t call your genitals weird things like “dinky doo” or “no no carrot” like I’m not even gonna give a reason please just stop doing that
well isn’t that just a kick in the danger clam
(via iwillmindfuckyou)
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omg three years ago today the world was supposed to end those were the days
never too late
that’s the spirit!
(via snorlaxatives)
“The Eyes of God” -Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria (Source, I believe)
This is the full moon from inside a cave. It looks like two eyes staring down at you; beautiful.
(Source: reddit.com, via perfectlywretch-ed)
not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay
(via beksky)
On the first day of Christmas my true love said to me
sup bitch u tryna suck dis dick
(via fuckyeahloldemort)


